This morning as I was having my pre-commute coffee Ollie came flying through the air and sliced my left arm up with his back claws.
Then I went to work.
Then I went to my other work.
As I was walking home I fell on some ice and made a huge bump on my right arm to balance my injuries out. (The photo does not do justice to the swollen-ness of the bump.)
That was my day.
I hope this is at least moderately amusing for you. It kinda made me laugh.